Matt Nathanson (photo stolen from his website)"does anyone else think it's creepy that you don't have to refrigerate those tiny half & half thimbles full o' cream? i always assumed that the one half is milk, the other half is cream... but, there's a sucker born every minute, 'cause milk and cream need to be refrigerated. those tiny half&half thimbles are free of that burden. they just sit there, in a big basket, in the hotel lobby... no expiration date. no ingredients. no excuses. like little aliens. in the food pyramid, they must fall somewhere between twinkies and pop tarts. and i, for one, LOVE twinkies and pop tarts! but that doesn't help me shake the fear."-Musican Matt Nathanson, taken from his journal on his website. Want to see him in person and give him some unrefrigerated creamers? He's playing The Social October 20th. Tickets.