Buy a Decorative pot cover from an 8th grader

Poinsettia and graffitti

What's up with your naked porch? There's nothing on it but cement sealer and dirt from the neighbor's yard. You're trashy. I know what you could do to make your white-trash dump of a first impression a little more Winter Park (ie: classy and white).
Poinsettias.
Nothing says class like flowers the color of a middle school secretary's favorite Christmas earrings. And where are you gonna buy these poinsettias? Publix already has enough money. As does Wal Mart. I know what you could do to both prettify your pre-forclosure stink-box and send a bunch of random 8th graders to Washington next Spring.
Lake Eola Charter School's poinsettia sale.
I don't know what Lake Eola Charter school is either, but apparently they've been in downtown Orlando for over ten years and they sell poinsettias to fund school trips. And if you buy enough of these poinsettias, I will guarantee they do not perform Cats of Rent. Ever.
Red Poinsettia- 6.5 inch pot, $12 each
Red Poinsettia- 8 inch pot, $20 each
Red Poinsettia- 10 inch pot, $28 each

Green Decorative Pot Cover- $1 each
Red Decorative Pot Cover- $1 each

Delivery is guaranteed by Friday, Dec. 5 if your order is placed and payment is received by Monday, Dec. 1st. To place orders, please contact Sandy Stenoff at 407-277-6779 or sstenoff@cfl.rr.com. Make checks payable to LECS.
Just think. You could say "I bought a 'Decorative Pot Cover' from an 8th grader," too.