This might be amazing. July 28th (dunno what time yet, I just got the preliminary info) a "toasting competiton" will be held at Will's Pub hosted by Tod Caviness (Orlando Sentinel, Poetry Vending Machine).
"Its toasting as in "may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead" toasting. Head-to-head elimination format. The host draws random cards to give the two toasters a subject, and they have like 30 seconds to come up with something. Toasts must begin traditionally with a "Here's to ..." or "May ...," and both competitors must take a healthy swig after each toast. Judges pick their favorite, best of three rounds wins the match."Tod says "It'll be like short attention span slam, only improv. And drunk." And I am gonna be one of the celebrity judges! Woo!