Jeffrey Solomon wins an Emmy, plays his own Mother, then wrestles a kitten with his mouth

Jeffrey Solomon won an Emmy. For what? I don't know. Does it matter? He won it, you didn't, end of story. Jesus.

And look at that face of his in the picture! So twitchy and expressive. Like he's got a live kitten in his mouth.

Did you hear Michael Douglas is begging to play Liberace?

Anyways, enough of my Kanye insane ramblings. I think this dude winning his own Emmy for whatever reason is reason enough for me to (want to) go see his coming-out-to-his-Mom-by-playing-his-Mom solo show ONE NIGHT ONLY this Wednesday night, September 16, 2009 at 8pm at the Parliament House of Theatre and Cabaret. Ticket are $12 and if you dislike the show, go complain to the Emmy voting board of America, conveniently located in Alva, Florida.
"Emmy Award winning Jeffrey Solomon in his critically acclaimed one-man show where he plays himself and his own mother in a touching and hilarious long-distance coming out story."