The Mom in the film Thirst soon playing Enzian Theatre starting September 11, 2009 is my favorite character. Everyone else is some shade of gross, but the Mom? Awesome. The Mom is a drunk, which is funny. She's judgmental. Funny too. She willingly puts her face in her son's butt to smell his fart. I mean COME ON! FUNNY! But she does NOT have sex and make loud liquidy squishy mouth sounds. She does NOT have sex in hospitals next to obese coma patients and then drink their blood. And she's not a priest. So I like her. The rest of the characters are gross.
This movie is insane and awesome and vampire-riffic. Watch the trailer and then go see it when it opens September 11, 2009 at Enzian.