Not even kidding. This is real. Ryan Beck of TriMobile offers actual pedal-powered mobile marketing for fifteen bucks an hour with the purchase of a banner, in Orlando.
"I’m Ryan Beck from TriMobile Marketing, and we are here to discuss what MY BUSINESS can do for YOURS. TriMobile is a “GREEN” Mobile Billboard Advertising company located right here in East Orlando. We started this company with the intention of EXPOSING your business to 10,000’s of thousands of new customers. The benefit of advertising with TriMobile is to TURN HEAVY TRAFFIC INTO CUSTOMERS!! Place one of your 5X2 ads on our Pedi-Tri units and TURN THAT CONGESTED, SLUGGISH TRAFFIC INTO PROFITS! With the EXPOSURE your business is going to get from TriMobile Marketing, start to expect the following benefits: increased traffic in your store, higher revenues, and increased profits from quarter to quarter.Those are benefits that ONLY TriMobile can produce. We produce these benefits by penetrating traffic using our Pedi-Tri units at major intersections, busy roads, and major events!"
Maybe one day Ryan can work up to this:
"I’m Ryan Beck from TriMobile Marketing, and we are here to discuss what MY BUSINESS can do for YOURS. TriMobile is a “GREEN” Mobile Billboard Advertising company located right here in East Orlando. We started this company with the intention of EXPOSING your business to 10,000’s of thousands of new customers. The benefit of advertising with TriMobile is to TURN HEAVY TRAFFIC INTO CUSTOMERS!! Place one of your 5X2 ads on our Pedi-Tri units and TURN THAT CONGESTED, SLUGGISH TRAFFIC INTO PROFITS! With the EXPOSURE your business is going to get from TriMobile Marketing, start to expect the following benefits: increased traffic in your store, higher revenues, and increased profits from quarter to quarter.Those are benefits that ONLY TriMobile can produce. We produce these benefits by penetrating traffic using our Pedi-Tri units at major intersections, busy roads, and major events!"
Maybe one day Ryan can work up to this: