Gay church now recruiting new members for its congregation.

Its never too early to plan your Sunday afternoon boozing. Gay Church is being held every Sunday 1pm-4pm at the Parliament House (410 North Orange Blossom Trail) in the Downtown Booty District where this building might still be available for sale. Its not kareoke, its "piano bar." The difference is, and this is important, an exceptionally friendly professional pianist plays almost whatever the hell you want (from his book which is enormous) and in the key you want. You don't know what "key" means (and I barely do myself) but it basically means he makes you sound incredible by lowering or raising the song to match your voice.

This event is an afternoon of very friendly gay men and their gay/nongay friends singing songs, eating from a crock pot and drinking (or not) strong CHEAP drinks from plastic cups in the dark. Gay church. Even Analogue Artist Digital World has been, and so should you.