Halloween in Orlando 2016 isn't complete without your desk at work being decorated with Halloween-ified bricabrac. Below are our 5 favorites from Home Goods.
Why watch the clock? You'll be dead soon. This clock reminds you of that with two marshmallow-size white skulls turned inward as if they can't even look at you.
Place this on the back of your crapper with a sprinkling of rose petals when you have guests over and see if they notice the rose-festooned death head staring eyelessly into their pooping soul.
Your pet, which these days probably has a more normal name than your children, deserves a sprinkling of spooky. This little water bowl says danger but it SAYS... danger.
This white Dios de Los Muertos candy dish also comes in black. I see three of these (white black white) in the middle of a snack spread with perpendicular cheese towers stabbed with red toothpicks.
This is so over the top Haunted Mansion realness I say go further: buy a hundred roses, let them die, push the stems into a black spray-painted styrofoam round and hot glue the that to this. Place next to toaster oven.