Peace the Hell Out Says Tony Ortiz: Y'all Can Vote on Shiny Bridges and Ceviche Without Me!


By Mark Baratelli
Angry old man

At approximately 2:22 P.M. Commissioner Tony Ortiz left Monday's Orlando City Council meeting according to council minutes. He returned at 2:37pm. Where the hell did he go? He's a damn city councilman! The hell? He ended up not being present for a bunch of stuff including these two agenda items: 
  1. Approval to spend an additional $300K for "metalized finish"to be added to the Colonial Pedestrian Overpass that's already costing the City nine million damn dollars. Thanks pedestrians. (Kidding, millennials!)
  2. Free money for Ceviche Tapas Church Street. And what a restaurant to support! During their April 18th DBPR inspection, they couldn't show any proof they had provided state approved employee training to their employees. And the damn place didn't bother saying on the menu that ceviche is raw. Yeah we all know it, but if you don't, the state requires that restaurants tell you. And they didn't. Now give them money to make their restaurant pretty thanks.
Tony "Peace out, y'all!" Ortiz