OPINION: Stink Bomb Turd Hotel Coming to Shit Up Tourists' Vacations

THOR Design Plus LLC has done some major impressive projects including the following...

And yet 50 shades of grey block of scum is what they're bringing to Orlando. We think this project won't make it on the portfolio page of their website and for good reason: it's disgusting. Like the concept design for the Winter Park Library or this public storage facility. This as-yet-unnamed hotel will be shitting up 5871 Carrier Drive. THOR Design Plus LLC submitted a Master Plan to the Municipal Planning Board for this 7-story hotel room with 187 rooms. We hope they build it and it sprouts wings and flies to the ocean because it's killing our souls.