Die [title of show] Die

Theatre queens memorized it, audiences stayed away from it and now you can learn how to be creative from it.
Susan Blackwell, who starred in the recent Broadway musical [title of show], will offer a workshop in 2009 named after one of the songs she performed in that Hunter Bell-Jeff Bowen show.

The "Die Vampire, Die!" workshop will be held Jan. 10, 2009, in Manhattan at a venue to be announced. A vampire, it should be noted, "is any person, thought or feeling that stands between you and your creative self-expression."

Blackwell, according to the [tos] website, "will lead you through a series of exercises to get your creative juices flowing and you thoughts up on their feet!" Participants must be 16 years of age or older.

Registration.
Your show is closed. Move on. Go back to your day job. Me bitter? You bet. I saw [title of show] for $60 the same weekend I saw Wall-E for $12. Wall-E was better and cheaper.