This is Say It Loud's Next Business Card

You are looking at Say It Loud's next business card. It was found lost in a bar in downtown Orlando, camouflaged to look like a business card. We got it. We disassembled it. It's the real thing, and here are all the details.

While Say It Loud may tinker with the final packaging and design of the final business card, it's clear that the features in this lost-and-found next-generation version are drastically new and drastically different from what came before. Here's the detailed list of our findings:

What's new
• Its no longer paper
• Orange on the back, translucent on the front
• There is no flash
• Grommet: allows top level to swivel full 360 degrees
• Secret compartment hiding a miniature megaphone
• Say it Loud is printed on the front but not the back

What's changed
• If you hold it between your fingers, it looks like a cheese sandwich
• Once you remove the megaphone, you can use the remaining hold for tongue play
• One entire business card can fit through one entire business card
• You can choke on the megaphone

How it was lost
Here is a detailed account of how the business card was lost: I was at Pine Street Live in downtown Orlando. Julio Lima was completely drunk and left this at the bar. Instead of helping it out, I stole the card and ran.

Why we think it's definitely real
• Once the card is completely swiveled out, you can lay objects on it
• You can use it like a fan
• There is nothing holding the megaphone from slipping out
• Swinging the front part of the card 180 degrees doubles the length and width

• Hitting yourself with the card hurts
• If you were hold the card up to a flat surface and use spray paint, you could spray the shape of a megaphone onto the flat surface
• You cannot type using the business card
• If you took two business cards and held them like "this," you could make Lady Gaga sunglasses
• The card (2) can be used as an earring(s)


It has been reported lost. Say It Loud-connected Julio Lima says that Say It Loud has indeed lost a prototype business card and they want it back.  So I called around on my prepaid Virgin phone, and I now believe this is an actual unit from Say It Loud — a unit Say It Loud is very interested in getting back. Obviously someone found it, and here it is. I found it and here I am. And I am not giving anyone anything back. I stole it and its for sale. Thats legal, right?

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Orlando Egoist