Tights Are Not Pants

There is a clothing movement afoot: tights are not pants according to TightsAreNotPants.com. The site clearly states its manifesto in clear language "Sure, in the context of sports, ballet, hair metal and renaissance fairs, tights function as suitable leg coverings, but still- they are not pants. No. These are not activities that transform tights into pants; these are historically acceptable acts of pantslessness."

If you feel as strongly as the makers of this website about tights and their "TMI" factor, download a few of their flyers and pass them out in your local hipster neighborhood or record store.