Vibrating Forks Could Help Restaurant Patrons Lose Weight and Bring Public Shame at the Same Time. YES!

Nothing to do with Orlando: For those looking to cut calories to fulfill those new year's resolutions, there's a fork out that counts your bites per minute and freaking *vibrates* when you do it too fast. 

It's called the HAPIfork. 

Sounds really hapi, right?

I want a restaurant to use these. Maybe add a siren or buzzer sound effect as well. I can just see the scene in my head and am laughing. Sirens and buzzers going off, humiliated diners carefully chewing their food to avoid the public shame the fork can bring.