Get the Hell Out of Orlando



(Though this sure does sound like an ad, it is not) If you need a getaway from swan boats and traffic and wanna get your eyeballs on some zen-spirational (we made that word up) fall foliage, consider the North Carolina Mountains. High Hampton Inn is doing $149 for a single room and $169 for a double room with a two-night minimum (nights and weekends) Oct. 27 to Nov. 8. And damn breakfast and dinner are included. WHAT!?

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