Carlo’s Bakery Bringing Sterile Granny Treats to Florida Mall


Carlo’s Bakery (Website) is opening a 2,300 sq ft location in the Dining Pavilion inside Florida Mall (8001 South Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando) on December 5th. 

Owner Buddy Valastro will be on hand during the grand opening. 

The shop is modeled after the flagship Hoboken, New Jersey bakery. 

My take: their products look like abysmally normal, old-ass, sterile hotel catering granny treats. If you're sick of gourmet pop tarts and other creative food trends, this place might be for you.