Deconstructed Coffee


Deconstructed coffee is now a thing... at least in Melbourne, the most populous city in the state of Victoria, Australia. The espresso, boiling water and frothed milk are served in three separate decanters. The coffee drinker gets to choose their desired amounts of milk and water and enjoys her coffee just the way she likes it. Source

"Sorry Melbourne but no. No no no no no. Hipsterism has gone too far when your coffee comes deconstructed. I just waited almost 20 minutes for an actual cup before realising it would not be forthcoming. I wanted a coffee. Not a science experiment. I prefer to drink my beverages out of crockery and not beakers. Next stage? I'll just get a chopping board with a bunch of actual coffee beans and an upside down hat on it. This must stop, dear Melbourne. This must stop."