Scott Dunkle is Getting a Dog Wash Station at His Unbuilt Dickson Azalea Park-Adjacent House

According to Growthspotter, Director of Leasing at Anchor Health Properties Scott Dunkle's soon-to-be-built Tom Price-designed Dickson Azalea Park-adjacent home will have a dog wash station. Number one, Dickson Azalea Park is STUNNING. It's this oasis from life that everyone should camp in illegally at least once. Number two, what the hell is a dog wash station? We went to Pinterest and found 14 versions. We think Price and Dunkle should go with something like the first one. Free advice. We're here for you, Orlando.

YAAAAASSS

Adorable, right? But when someone opens that back door and those forward-facing shoes are screwed.

You barely notice this one. Move those coats before you turn the water on, please.

This is basic. 

Even the ferns know this is ugly.


Folding laundry by day, picking off fleas by night.




Please don't pick this one. 

If this had the laundry-folding flip-top we'd like this one more. 

What's the benefit of the glass door? Why not make it wood so we don't have to see the wet dog. No one wants to see that. 

That wasted space above that dog wash station is just screaming for shelving, storage, some coats hanging there. Something. 



Plan ahead. That cute dog will be a senior one day. 

Thank you storage. Someone was listening. 

Eff you.