I wish This Were a Food Hall. Or a Sex Club.

By Mark Baratelli
Mere steps from a total of 7 residential buildings soon to be full of college students (once the Downtown UCF campus opens) is a 2-story building for sale. It could easily be transformed into the Creative Village's new local food hub giving students access to yard-farmed produce, beer brewery, vegan grab & go, hotpot, matcha tea ... or a fuck palace.

The building, located at 711 W Amelia Street, is zoned Industrial Office low rise use. It has 5,480 sq ft of offices, open areas and reception and 1,600 sq ft of warehouse space.

Currently, multiple businesses lease offices in the facility, but once they get the daily scents wafting through the air conditioner vents of grass fed beef cauliflower tots or human shit, they'll want to move. The building can be divided into three separate spaces (all can be locked individually).

Price: $1,100,000. Contact Carrie Duvall Davis, CARRIEDUVALLCRE@gmail.com, (407) 718-8955, Commercial Associates LLC, 2431 Aloma Ave, Winter Park, FL 3279225.

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