If you're easily offended, skip this post.
You've been warned.
I feel like it's totally important to share this list of events happening at Upright Citizens Brigade in LA because (a) it's hilarious and (b) it looks awesome. We need stuff like this in Orlando. Someone..anyone...copy these ideas!
-Mark
It is Offensive week here at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Los Angeles and we have something for everyone.
Sh*t Stories
Let's face it, everyone has an embarrassing story about this topic, now it's time to share them! Come see this night of scatological stories that will be sure to move you, in the bowels.
Sh*t Stories
Wednesday, October 17
11pm $5
Worst Laid Plans: True Stories of Terrible Sex
When bad sex happens to good people, there is no recourse like disclosure. Six unholy vagina monologues are imparted by the ladies who lived to tell. From "The Clump" to "How I Slept My Way to the Lower Middle" to "Farting Rapist," this 30-minute epic will keep them erect in their seats in audience to the most flacid of encounters. Never was humor so dry.
Thursday, October 18
11pm $5
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Quick 'n' Dirty Musicals
Five nasty musicals in an hour! The UCB Theatre's best performers take on tantalizingly bad subject matter.
- Gunspray: The School Shooting Musical!
- Vag-A-Lanties: 4 Women. 4 Vaginas. 4 Superpowers.
- Our Little Secret: The Child Predator Musical
- Get Rich Or Get Pooped On Trying
- Creamgirls: The Rise and Fall of a Famous Porn Trio
Hosted by: Seth Morris and Danielle Schneider
Friday, October 19
11pm $8
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The Best of Dirtiest Sketch in LA Contest
Every month we have a contest to see who can do the dirtiest sketch in LA. Tonight we show you the best of the worst. Warning: This show is as dirty as it sounds.
Best of the Dirtiest Sketch
Friday, October 19
midnight $5
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God Sux
LA's most faithful atheists congregate together to question the almighty. Watch these comics share their experiences with religion and how some were transformed from altar boys to skeptics. Don't miss this chance to laugh so hard that you will challenge your beliefs.
God Sux
Saturday, October 20
10pm $8
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Best of F'ed Up & Illegal Videos
These are videos (found or taped) that have never/rarely been seen on a TV or movie screen, and for good reason. No narcs allowed! (we don't show Faces of Death bullshit) Come to the show. You’ll probably walk out. No bull sh**.
"A perverted picture show that would make John Waters blush. GO!" -LA Weekly Saturday, October 20
midnight $5
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