4 Things to Do This Weekend May 3 + 4 2014

Sunday May 4th 12 to 3, come get nerdy and drunk in the Audubon Park Garden District during their first Sunday Sip + Stroll titled, wait for it, “May the fourth be with you.” HA! Get it? Come dressed as your favorite Star Wars character (if you dare) and traipse around the hood with other drunks. The whole thing starts inside Whisk and Bowl inside East End Market. Tickets are not cheap, so be rich. READ MORE

The ladies of Winter Park will be perched atop their high heels holding margaritas and shouting throaty smokey yelps of encouragement for their itty bitty fur babies when the 2nd annual “Running of the chihuahuas” takes place at Cocina 214 Sunday May 4th at 11am. Come to watch the little dogs run and stay to take pictures of their owners. READ MORE

Before you don your Kentucky Derby drag and pretend you like horses, go to Retromended Vintage clothing store’s tea party Saturday May 3rd 1 to 6 in their beautiful flowering courtyard in the buzzworthy Ivanhoe Village overlooking some large lake people paddleboard on occasionally. The first 10 guests get a free vintage tea cup. Afterwards, head over to The Hammered Lamb a few doors down to watch the Kentucky Derby. READ MORE

And finally, go celebrate everyones lady parts at the opening of this months art show at the Falcon Bar called “50 Shades of Pink.” Mmmhmmm it’s going to be that kind of show. And I love it! This takes place Saturday May 3rd starting at 8. The art will serve up blushes and the bar will serve up drinks. No free teacups, however. READ MORE