Marcell the Shell With Shoes On must be watched. She sounds like a young Dianne Rehm and says great things while touring around her house. Favorite lines:
1. One time I ate a piece of cheese and my cholesterol went to 900.Via Emmabunny
2. Guess what I use to tie my skis to my car? A hair. Guess what my skis are. Toenails from a man.
3. Guess what I use as a bean bag chair. A raisin.
4. Guess what I use as a pen. A pen, but it takes the whole family.
5. My one regret in life is that I'll never have a dog.
6. One time I looked at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn.
7. Sometimes people say "My heads to big for my body" and I say "Compared to what?"
8. My brother once got in a fight with someone and guess how he killed him. He impaled him on a brush.